Archive for February 2010

Citizens of NYC point to Trump’s stupidity and call for him to be stripped of his toupee.

February 16, 2010

Donald Trump thinks that the snowstorm is proof that global warming is a hoax and has called for Al Gore to be stripped of his Nobel Prize. What horse does he even have in this race? Does he secretly own Trump Clean Coal mines? Does he want more gold plated crap and he doesn’t want […]

Virginia is for lovers and Utah is for dropouts.

February 16, 2010

Utah is planning to cut the 12th grade in an attempt to save money and shoot each and every one of their toes off while drinking grain alcohol and driving a semi. What can I say? If you live in Utah and they do this then you should leave or lynch them that made that […]

Daddy dearest.

February 16, 2010

Liz Cheney went on TV and said that civil trials led to 9/11. This and pretty much every other statement that she has made, other than ‘Hi, my name is Liz Cheney,’ lead me to the conclusion that she must be learning impaired. Her father is now more machine than man, twisted and evil. Following […]

Crabby apple.

February 16, 2010

Apple will no longer participate in the event dedicated to their products and lifestyle; MacWorld. Steve Jobs will no longer give the keynote address and there will be no official Apple presence at the event dedicated to Apple, Inc. How mind-numbingly asinine does one have to be in order to announce plans to never attend […]

The stupidity glows green.

February 16, 2010

President Obama mentioned his plans for energy in the State of the Union, which include subsidizing a new generation of nuclear power plants. That bears repeating. President Obama wants to get into the nuclear business that no private investment wants to get into because of the danger, trouble and ROI problems. Don’t get me started […]

Chicken Fried Racism.

February 16, 2010

What? Racism again? Say it ain’t so. I will not stop being shocked that this stuff happens. Sorry Obama. You didn’t end racism by getting elected or with a couple of beers.

Tortured Stupidity.

February 16, 2010

Justice Official clears Bush lawyers in Torture memo probe. The longer that we don’t hold people accountable for this lunacy and return to the rule of law the longer it will be until we have our country back to normal. You cannot commit this level of crime and have zero recognition that there was a […]