Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category

Congressman elevates debate to dizzyingly stupid heights.

February 13, 2014

Michael Grimm (R-NY/Staten Island) threatened a reporter with a messy snap-you-in-half death, but then left the cameraman un-threatened and free to record the whole stupid incident. Grimm is being investigated for other alleged idiotic behavior like threatening his date’s husband , fundraising irregularities and pulling a gun in a night club. Congressman Grimm has paved […]

The freedom to ditch deadweight morality.

September 26, 2011

Ron Paul’s former campaign manager, who had no health insurance while working for Ron Paul’s campaign, died for lack of treatment and in debt. I personally think Libertarians are stupid, stupid people. I know the kind of world this political philosophy would create and it’s completely amoral strong-eat-the-weak-crap. In a way it’s nice to know […]

Felony stupidity!

July 7, 2010

BP/ Coast Guard clampdown on journalists. I can’t decide which is a bigger moron thing to do, bar journalists or reading what the journalists themselves actually write. Don’t they realize that all they have to do is give the largest media institutions unfettered access and the problem will go away? Ever since journalism schools started […]

Boehner pulls a boner.

July 7, 2010

Boehner says we can’t have War AND Social Security – So we need to ditch Social Security. I say we can’t have Boehner and smart people in congress so we must choose to ditch Boehner. That’s just me. He’s been saying a lot of idiotic stuff lately in his war of words with President Obama. […]

Republicans aren’t all this stupid thank God!

July 7, 2010

Republicans object to bill for homeless veterans. The party of no says no to their own ideals. Not really a surprise. The Republican party is doing what they did to Clinton by obstructing everything, even stuff they pretend to care about. It’s like a secret language. When they say they care about the troops getting […]

Texas GOP on the wrong side of stupidity… again.

July 7, 2010

Texas GOP comes out against oral sex, the UN and the Supreme Court to name a few. Someone wise once said that Christianity is not about stopping the 10 things you love and doing the 10 things you hate. I’ve just figured out that the GOP a religion of their own. Don’t know how they’ve […]

Fremont, Nebraska will be voting to outlaw sanity.

June 21, 2010

Fremont, NE wants to pass an illegal immigration measure that will make it a crime to rent apartments or hiring immigrants here illegally. Now it is already a Federal crime to hire someone illegally; however, on a city level this has much larger ramifications, especially when it comes to renting property. Maybe Fremont would be […]

F troop!

May 28, 2010

President Obama to send 1200 more troops to the US-Mexico border. Great. Now we have 1200 fewer people to stop the ruthless Canadians from invading, 1200 additional people twiddling their 2400 thumbs in futility and just think of the impact on arctic camouflage sales. This is throwing good money down an enormous sinkhole of an […]

Stupid papers please!

May 28, 2010

Chicago resident Eduardo Caraballo was detained for three days on suspicion that he was an illegal alien despite having all his documentation including his birth certificate. When I first read this I had to do a double take because I thought it would be happening in Arizona. Wonderful how ICE and the Chicago Police Department […]

Concepts in stupidity.

May 28, 2010

Corrections Concepts, Inc. is planning  ‘Christians-Only’ prisons in three states. More specifically they want to build private prisons that will indoctrinate prisoners in fundamentalist Christianity and will be staffed solely with ‘born-again’ Christians. I don’t know what to say, first there was Christian Fight Club, and then there were Bible verses printed on rifle sights […]