Feb
13

date-grape-koolaid

A recently opened bar in Spokane, WA, and with a name like the Daiquiri Factory I use that term loosely, created a drink called ‘Date Grape Koolaid’ to put on their menu. Protests ensued.

I’m sure that will be changed as soon as they realize that there is such a thing as bad press. If you have the misfortune to find yourself as a patron there I’m sure you’ll find other great favorites like ‘Crystal Meth Lite’, ‘Herpes Delight’ and ‘All-These-People-Need-To-Bathe Jello Shots.’

 

Advertisements
Feb
13

0

Michael Grimm (R-NY/Staten Island) threatened a reporter with a messy snap-you-in-half death, but then left the cameraman un-threatened and free to record the whole stupid incident. Grimm is being investigated for other alleged idiotic behavior like threatening his date’s husband , fundraising irregularities and pulling a gun in a night club.

Congressman Grimm has paved the way for future generations to accidentally win a seat and act like a big obnoxious lunatic once in office.

Jan
30

Man refused to share his lunch.

 

Embarrassingly stupid school administrators, and I use that term loosely, in Salt Lake City School District give lunches to children and then take them away. Getting mad at parents for not paying their bill is one thing, but to take it out on the kids? How many bad lessons did the entire lunchroom learn that day? C’mon kids, today is vicious reprisal day! Let’s just waste food and punish kids by shaming them in front of their peers. On second thought… let’s not.

My heart goes out to the kids. If I were there, my boot would go out to the so-called adults who are responsible for this.

Jan
30

Try to grasp the concept of Equality.

Can Kirk Cameron, or anyone for that matter, explain to me how same-sex marriage harms heterosexual marriage? I’ve never heard a satisfying answer to this question and I suspect that there isn’t one. There is no plausible reason that the LGBT community should be barred from an marriage. If you want to take a shot then go ahead and try to ‘splain Lucy.

Isn’t it handy that Kirk just happens to have a movie coming out on this topic. Timing is everything I guess; however, that being said there is never a good time to let your prejudices rule you.

Sep
26

Ron Paul’s former campaign manager, who had no health insurance while working for Ron Paul’s campaign, died for lack of treatment and in debt. I personally think Libertarians are stupid, stupid people. I know the kind of world this political philosophy would create and it’s completely amoral strong-eat-the-weak-crap. In a way it’s nice to know that Ron Paul, and his mentally challenged son Rand, are sociopaths so we can keep away from their kind of ilk. May the good Lord turn their ankles so we may know them by their limp!

Sep
26

Now former FCC Commissioner Meredith Attwell Baker joins the NBC-Universal family as a lobbyist only months after approving Comcast merger. Someone, and I’m not saying who, was probably absent the day that ethics were taught. Is there a phobia for being afraid of acting with integrity and morality? There should be and I know just the person to name it after. I suppose we should be grateful that she waited months instead of hours to leave for her choice new questionably-gotten position.

Sep
26

States are shortchanging the unemployed with hidden fees by issuing benefits on debit cards. I felt this one personally as California is issuing my EDD checks this way. It sucks, there are loads of hidden traps to fall into. Why on earth is it a good idea to hand hundreds of thousands of dollars to banks in float interest that they then use to invest in innovative new ways to charge us fees? Some politicians are getting new houses and nice cars in exchange for this. That’s right, I said it! They’re selling us out for campaign money and stuff. Bastards!

Sep
26

If you can’t get people from your own union to picket or protest something, you should at least hire union labor to do the picketing for you. You should also pay a living wage! I hate it when good organizations do things that go against their own interests. Perhaps if you have to hire scabs to protest for you then you have some more talking to do with your membership to convince them to give of their own time to support it.

Sep
26

In Peru the glaciers are disappearing. No matter who or what you blame for that Eduardo Gold is doing something about it, just not something particularly smart. He’s painting the mountain top white to make up for the melting snow. Good luck to you Mr. Gold.

Sep
26

Following the tragic shooting of a small child earlier in the Juarez side of the border a union representative for Border Patrol agents said that it was ok for agents to shoot kids if they throw rocks at them. This sinks to the level of racist stupidity in my book. Shoot children who throw rocks at them? When will it be ok for police to do that in U.S. cities? Hopefully never is the answer that I’m looking for.